Nipples!

One day, Melissa went to Giant, Bukit Tinggi Klang's service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.

The clerk told her that he can't give him a refund because she bought it on special.Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming :" RUB MY NIPPLES. RUB MY NIPPLES. RUB MY NIPPLES !"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager as a growing crowd of customers began to form.

The manager comes to the woman and asks : " Ma'am, what's wrong ? "She
explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her thathe can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed :" RUB MY NIPPLES. RUB MY NIPPLES. RUB MY NIPPLES ! "And her doing so draws an even bigger crowd !

In shock, the store manager pleads :"Ma'am, why are you saying that ? "In a huff, the woman says :" BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES RUBBED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !

"The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded !!


Joke of the day I must say!!